Airport Adventures

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Airports are fascinating places and I always seem to find myself in strange scenarios that I like to call ‘adventures’.

Checking our baggage in with American Airlines, I was told that if my enormous bag was over 50 pounds, I would be writing a check for $100 to the airline. Weigh in: 46.8 pounds. Close call.

Next stop: Security. My awesome friend, Rutter, happened to be off duty but he made a quick call and got us through in record timing. However, after being scanned, a guard decided my hands looked suspicious and needed to be tested. This is most likely due to the fact that they were covered in dried foundation….but no worries, the test showed that makeup is harmless!

We made it to our gate and took our seats. Cory left for a minute and when I glanced up, there was a ‘suspicious’ white paper bag sitting next to me!!! Sidenote: I am a moderately paranoid person and you need to factor in the announcement they play every 5 minutes that unknown packages need to be reported. So I played it safe and turned in the bag, only to find out that it contained a pastry. Hey, you never know!! The pastry looked delicious and so I decided to go buy one for myself.

We just boarded our flight to Miami. I will check in with new adventures soon!

Journey to the Amazon

“Why would you want to go THERE?”

This seems to be the most common question I have been asked since announcing my next adventure. I was slightly shocked – after all, what nature enthusiast wouldn’t want to experience the wonders of the Amazon Rainforest? Jungles teeming with tropical birds, screaming monkeys, and herds of butterflies. Okay, the technical term for a “herd” of butterflies is a “kaleidoskope.” Seriously! Anyways, the Amazon always sounded like a romantic destination, full of color and life.

To some degree, I still believe that. But after my research, I’m starting to understand the reactions of my peers. The Amazon might be one of the deadliest places in the world. Between the venomous frogs, 8-foot long jumping fish called arapaima, bird-eating spiders, and underwater spiders, the river alone is especially lethal. And that isn’t counting the crocodiles, hippos, piranhas, or the infamous Anacondas. On the banks, travelers can run into equally fatal ends: jaguars prowl the treetops, Amazonian ants swarm below, and even the plants can kill you!

But the animal enthusiast in me wins out against thoughts of self-preservation, and I am thrilled to have the opportunity to travel with some of my favorite people to experience one of the most lethal and beautiful locations on Earth!

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Arapaima

The Enchanted Forest

Despite plans to drive to Waterford and tour the Crystal Factory, jetlag had finally caught up with us. We ended up sleeping in until about 9:30am, and didn’t reach Eniskerry until close to 11:00am. We ate a late breakfast at Poppie’s and stuffed ourselves. My breakfast rivaled any of Crackerbarrel’s in both size and home-cooked goodness! Triangular pancakes with a thick honey/maple syrup, scrambled eggs, toast with raspberry jam (sold to the restaurant by a local), and thick slabs of bacon kept me full until dinnertime. Why is it that every country other than the U.S. cooks bacon to be juicy, thick, and usually at least 2 inches wide? It is fantastic. Matt Lansing, you would definitely appreciate it.

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It was a frigid, rainy, windy day in Eniskerry. Despite this, Avonie and I decided to be adventurous and walk the road back towards the Ritz and Powercourt. This was about a fifteen minute uphill stroll, and we ended up appreciating the cool air. The walk itself was beautiful. Ireland truly is the “Emerald Isle.” Green moss covers the stone walls, the grass brightly glistens with raindrops, and many of the trees continue to hold their greenery, despite the cold temperatures. It is impossible not to feel cheery when the environment is so colorful.

It is so beautiful here!

We chose to visit the Powerscourt Estate and Gardens this afternoon. I was not too excited about the idea of spending several hours in a “boring old garden.” However, it was close to the hotel, and with the nasty weather, we thought it was a good idea. When we checked into the gardens however, I quickly changed my mind. The back of the Estate was classic, with acres of green grass, stone pathways, statues and the gorgeous Triton lake in the center. However, it was not until we walked deeper into the garden that I was in absolute awe. The pathway took us into the heart of the gardens and suddenly, I felt as though I had stepped into a fairytale. Trees, ferns, and flowers glistened in the misty rain and the calm was only interrupted by the chirping of birds and the trickling of streams. There was almost an “enchantment” or sacredness to this place, and I marveled at it. There was a small open cave, with double arches in the Japanese garden. Green moss covered the stone and water trickled down into gutters that carried it into the pond nearby.

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We made our way to Tower Valley and found Pepperpot Tower; this tower turned out to be the scariest moment of our trip so far! The ancient stone tower is surrounded by spiky black iron rod fencing, with distorted cannons peeking out at intruders. The gate into the entrance of the tower was open, but the dark, shadowy interior was incredibly intimidating. There was no way of knowing if anyone was hiding in the tower, or what we would find. However, being the great adventures that we are, Avonie and I bravely took each step in the upward spiral until we reached the tower’s crown and bright, glorious daylight! Looking over the side, I felt a bit like Rapunzel, waiting for my prince to come rescue me….maybe that’s a bit too much. It was exhilarating though.
We strolled through the lovely English Walled gardens and followed the path past Dolphin Pond through the Rhododendron Walk.

Our last stop was possibly my favorite: the Pet Cemetery! Although Avonie had visited pet cemeteries in the past, this was my first experience with one. It was delightful. There were probably close to 30 tombstones, many engraved from the 1800’s and 1900’s with names, dates, and memories of beloved companions. Most of the graves belonged to dogs; however there was also many horses (including a Black Beauty!) and even a cow! Some of my favorite tombstones (word for word) included:

Doodle Chow. Died August 1938. Loving and Faithful Friend. You’re gone old friend. A grief too deep for tears fills all the emptiness you’ve left behind. Gone is the dear companionship of years, the love that passed all love of humankind.

Sting. Died May 21st, 1912, aged 12 years. Faithful Beyond Human Fidelity.

Chou Sun Yat Sen (Yaton). Died February 1st, 1923. When the body that lived at your side with its whimper of welcome is still now. When the spirit that answered your every mood is gone where ever it goes for good.

Tommy, Shetland Pony, Died March 2, 1936, Aged 32. Also, his wife Magic died 1926.

Kilfane, Irish Wolfhound, Died 20th October, 1911. Universally Beloved.

Eugenie, Jersey Cow, Died 1967, Aged 17 years. She had 17 calves and produced over 100,000 gallons of milk.

I could have spent another hour in the graveyard. It was so touching to see the memorials built by animal lovers to commemorate the lives of their beloved companions. The details were so carefully etched, and the poetic words moving. It was the highlight of my day. It proves the bond between man and animal can be so strong.

After we checked out the Powerscourt gift shop and visited Tara’s Palace (the world’s largest dollhouse), Avonie and I walked back to the Ritz to retrieve our car. She then drove us 5 miles down the road to visit the Powerscourt Waterfall, which is the tallest waterfall in Ireland! I had read reviews that indicated the waterfall was overrated and not worth the trip. However, I was not at all disappointed when we arrived! The water roared over the edge of the mountain, crashing thunderously on the rocks where we stood. We got soaked to the bone while taking pictures, but it was well worth it, even in the 35 degree weather! The sight was gorgeous!

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Upon reaching the hotel, we stripped off our wet clothes and went to the Ritz’s Sugar Loaf Lounge for tea and hot chocolate. After warming up, we headed for the spa. The indoor pool at the Powerscourt Ritz is beautiful. Swarovski crystals are imbedded into the bottom of the pool, causing the water to sparkle in the light. The hot pool was also great, with benches created to fit the shape of your body and bubbles rising out of them. Our only complaint was that the water was only lukewarm, not the 105 degrees that we prefer in America. However, if heat was what we were looking for, we didn’t have to look far! The steam room was so excruciatingly hot that I couldn’t breathe in it without having a coughing fit. I couldn’t take more than 5 minutes sitting inside, and I quickly left to shower. During our time in the pool, Avonie met a handsome Brazilian by the name of Cassio. They quickly hit it off, and she is hoping to see him again in Dublin before we leave. I also met a delightful woman named Libby, who works at a Massage Envy in L.A. She and her boyfriend had also bought the Groupon, and we discussed the various excursions we were planning to make. Avonie and I ended the evening with a free dinner voucher at McGill’s. I ordered a giant burger, which has made me feel so full and sleepy! We also received a free drink with the meal, and I enjoyed a pint of cider that I sampled a few nights before. As I can barely keep my eyes open now, I am signing off and hitting the pillow for an early start to Waterford Crystal.

A Day in Dublin!

Attempting to see the castle! Our first day in Ireland was wonderful! Avonie and I bought tickets for a “hop-on-hop-off” bus that circled around Dublin, eliminating the need to park and drive in the city. We enjoyed walking around in the cool 30 degree Fahrenheit weather, bundled up in our coats, boots, scarves and gloves. We toured the library of Chester Beatty and had the privilege to see some of the oldest manuscripts in the world! The highlights for me included ancient Scriptures in original text and an authentic Egyptian document from the “Book of the Dead.” Huge thanks to John Rutter, Matt Lansing and Patrick Horn for introducing me to the Mummy – I actually learned something from it!!! Pure evidence that history can be learned from fictional films…right? As we walked through the final exhibit (art, yuck), the gentleman who looked after the paintings engaged us in conversation, offering up tidbits of information regarding each piece. I enjoyed his monologue for about five minutes. A half hour later, Avonie and I were still backed into a corner listening to the droning of his voice. I told Avonie, “Never again.”

After the museum, we wanted to tour the infamous Dublin Castle. However, the entire property was closed off and guarded by the Garda (Ireland’s National Guard) due to the Irish Presidency of the Council of the EU (European Union). Apparently, there were quite a few very high level officials using the venue for this “meeting.” It was rather uneventful… until Avonie and I had a run-in with the Irish National Guard!! While searching for the elusive castle gift shop, we accidently stumbled up the steps towards a fancy business building that was apparently “off limits.” We came to this conclusion as a firm “NO!” rang across the cobblestone courtyard and we halted feet away from the door. We slunk over to where the two guards stood, arms crossed menacingly. Avonie apologized with a sheepish grin on her face. The stone cold eyes stared back at her, unflinching. “The sniper was just about to shoot, but I caught you in time.” Finally, I could see the glimmer in his eyes. We had a laugh about it and went off to (successfully!) find the gift shop.

We finished the day with an early dinner of famous fish ‘n chips from Leo Burdocks.  There is a list of celebrities who visit often, and rumor is that a Roll’s Royce stopped in front of the shop is no uncommon occurrence. There are no tables or chairs inside the stop-and-go shop, so we ate out of a brown paper bag as we wandered the streets.

A Harsh Reality

Departing MCO

                                                   Departing MCO

Our flight from Orlando to Atlanta was uneventful. Avonie had a few minor experiences, such as finding melted chocolate smothered on her seatbelt, and a kid who decided it would be fun to kick the back of her seat. I had to laugh. We then jumped onto our connecting flight and were off to Chicago! As I checked the weather online at 10,000 feet (that will always amaze me!), I was thrilled that the city would be expecting snow showers. I was not disappointed! As we arrived at O’Hare International Airport, the ground was white with snow. After grabbing our luggage, I begged Avonie if we could find clean snow somewhere to play in. She rolled her eyes, smiled, and indulged me. I spotted a ledge of snow out the window on the next floor up and rushed out to make my first snowball. My boots crunched in the sparkling white substance, and I gleefully reached down and scraped a handful of snow together. As Avonie held up the camera though, my smile seemed forced. All of a sudden, my hands hurt. Really, really bad. As she counted “1, 2, 3!” in an agonizingly slow manner, it took all of my will power to hold onto the snowball. Finally, it was over. My hands hurt for a good ten minutes, but I received my souvenir picture, and had all my misconceptions of snow vanquished. Have I ever mentioned that I adore living in Florida?

My first real snowball!

                        My first real snowball!

The Itinerary That Wasn’t

I am very much a “planner” – I prefer my life organized, my lists checked off, my plans lined up. But for whatever reason, this has not been the case during my preparation for the upcoming trip. Perhaps John’s casual attitude towards planning rubbed off on me after the adventure in Australia. Or maybe my mind has been too preoccupied with daily life to focus on the trip. Whatever it may be, this newfound lack of concern has transformed this vacation into a new experience for me. Avonie and I have created a list of activities and sights to see and do, but other than that, we have no set itinerary. It will be an adventure to see what ends up happening!